Foreigners Are Ruining America (Satirical Essay)

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Title: Foreigners Are Ruining America (Satirical Essay)
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Subject: Social Issues
Date: October 12, 1998
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This is what I want my child to say one day. Besides, why should we let foreigners in? We have no benefit from them. Americans are smart enough to take care of themselves with no help needed from others. Before announcing my proposal, however, I have been fair enough to come up with a way to let certain foreigners in...
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Before announcing my proposal, however, I have been fair enough to come up with a way to let certain foreigners in. This plan only requires for foreigners to create products as good as Americans do, but I am quite confident that this cannot be accomplished...
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