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Title: Elevator Joke

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Subject: Miscellaneous
Author: William L
Date: December 3, 2015
Level: University
Grade: A
Length: 2 / 382
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After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?" 6) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 8 ) Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment...

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Don't panic, they open up again." 15) Swat at flies that don't exist. 16) Tell people that you can see their aura. 17) Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it. 18 ) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" (just posting a little at a time...

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